Thursday, March 5, 2009

Word To Your Mother


I'm not gonna pretend like it was a lame concert, and they were a bunch of washed up has-beens, cuz it wasn't... it was amazing. We made it all the way to the front after much hard work and toil, and had more fun than Dwight at a Star Wars convention.

Except for the part where I almost died a lot, and where I got doused with a bucket of water like I was on fire, and my camera got semi-destroyed, and the part where I was forced to spoon with smelly sweaty creepy people who occasionally had flatulence problems for 3 1/2 hours. Other than that it was "off the hook!"

All in all I wanted to end my own life at times, but it was worth it. It was actually quite entertaining to watch and listen too, and jump around and sing to. Granted much of the jumping around was just to ensure that I wouldn't get pulled under and trampled, but I rejoiced in the fact that I didn't. I went with some fun girls who I had a blast with, well, when I saw them anyway. We were torn apart by the crowd quite often. MC Hammer did his little hammer pants dance, pot-belly and button-up vest and all. They did most of the songs we wanted, including 2 Legit, Hammer Time, Ice Ice Baby, Ninja Rap, and Pray(You got to pray you got to pray, just to make it today!). We stayed for the whole thing, screaming and sweating like OJ Simpson on Judgement day. It was awesome.... here are some pictures before my camera was officially ruined. (Sorry no MC Hammer, my camera perished before he made his entrance- my friend got some, so more to come. I'm sure you'll be waiting anxiously.)


THE SWEATY CROWD...

US BEFORE WE GOT HOSED DOWN WITH A GATORADE BUCKET......





AND AFTER WE GOT DRENCHED....NOTICE HOW I LOOK LIKE A RECENTLY DROWNED CAT, AND MY FRIENDS LOOK LIKE THEY ARE SHOOTING AN HERBAL ESSENCE COMMERCIAL...

KATARINA...MARIANGELA...DROWNED CAT

6 comments:

The Ball Family said...

Jer... it shouldn't be allowed for someone to be as funny as you. Your similes are hilarious. OJ Simpson? Star Wars convention? Seriously.... you are hilarious.

rachel! said...

Like OJ on judgment day? I like.

Great Scott's! said...

JEALOUS!!!! That sounds like you had an AMAZING time!! I love Vanilla's pictures, that's the most amazing thing you were that close to 2 of my childhood icons. I should have bought tickets long before the date blindslided me. It truly was a dream of mine to go. Glad to hear it didn't disappoint, though I am glad I did with out the stinky sticky people. And I loved reading the post as well due to the authors stellar grammar, must have learn something in our sweet ESL class!

Miraleeh said...

Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!
That is all I can say. If I were as funny as you I would say it differently but what I mean by what I am saying is that I loved your post...you funny and fun person you! It made me almost wish I had been there (but not quite).

leslie s said...

You are hilarious!! I felt like I was there with you!! You are a great writer!! And you don't look like a drowned cat!! You are beautiful!

Johnson Family said...

That looks like so much fun!!! How are you???